Network post - audio

[manofiron]

[ Ordinary people might at least introduce themselves when making their first public address to whoever's out there on the other end of an unfamiliar network. Not Tony. In lieu of an introduction, or anything approaching a greeting, he says only this: ]

Okay. Seriously. What do you people do for fun around here?

[ The quiet sound of a sigh can be heard, followed by an under the breath mutter. ]

This place is killing me.

Comments

[element_wizard]

[Pause.]

Not like that. Take Tolkien's elves and make them evil and more magical. Like kinda Malificant in Disney's Sleeping Beauty.

As for why they gave us magic is because they needed cannon fodder in a war.

[Which makes one wonder what kind of war was it that they needed such things.]

[manofiron]

[ At least that's a reference that Tony understands. ]

So Legolas took the ring from Frodo, took over Beauty's kingdom, and started practicing the Dark Arts. Okay. I can, well, I can work with that.

[ He has Opinions about wars. He will try not to get into them now. ]

I'm guessing that whole cannon fodder plan didn't work out so well for them.

[element_wizard]

Erm. Something like that.

[If something like that was utterly wrong.]

Oh. It worked out perfectly. We won. And then they got bored of us and kicked us out of fairy.

[manofiron]

That was the goal then? To get kicked out? Where did you go?