element_wizard: (mouth covered)
Alec Troven ([personal profile] element_wizard) wrote in [community profile] stepsideways 2012-08-22 04:46 pm (UTC)

The monkeys.

Trees can't talk.

[There's a pause.]

Okay. That's a lie. There are trees that can talk. But this one can't.

I met a guy once who fell out of a tree when it talked to him, he was so surprised. It turned out the tree was delusional and thought it could talk.

[Alec's life is weird.]

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